Friday, 28 October 2011 11:11
The women have it easy—playing dress-up was a grade school stand-by, plus they’re (somewhat) excused from being more “treat” than tricky. But men? They can ride a fine line between funny, scary and just slap nasty, and get spooked along the way. Take our costume quiz to keep your costume from being too (candy) corny.
By Nicki Karimipour
What do you do on your downtime?
a. Try to beat the last level of your video game.
b. Sleep, or send out a mass text (“Who’s down to hang?”).
c. Get a head start on studying or pick up an extra shift at work.
d. Hit the court for a quick pick-up game.
What kind of woman grabs your attention?
a. The slightly mysterious one with glasses and ponytail.
b. The social butterfly involved in nearly every organization.
c. Women? Don’t know many.
d. The one who tears up the Stairmaster. Work those buns!
What do you love about Halloween?
a. Scaring random people.
b. Party-hopping all night.
d. Seeing the ladies dressed as sexy [fill in the blank].
How would you describe your personal style?
a. Whatever is clean—preferably my lucky Dungeons & Dragons T-shirt.
b. Classic—polos, khakis, tennis shoes. For a night out, a crisp button-down with Topsiders.
c. Out of the ordinary—funny T-shirts, hats and accessories. I stay ahead of the curve.
d. Comfortable and breathable—gym shorts and a T-shirt (no sleeves), sneakers and a hat.
It’s Halloween night. What goes down?
a. You are the DD and home before 11:30pm.
b. You’re the one collecting funds for the keg.
c. You wake up on a rooftop with no idea how you got there.
d. You meet a girl dressed up in a skimpy cheerleader outfit’.
Your Halloween candy of choice is…
b. Miniature Reese’s.
c. Roofies. And Skittles.
d. Twizzlers or anything sugar-free.
See your results on the next page...